Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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