was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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