Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
it hurts more in the daytime
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
why is half of my head shaved?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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