O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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