if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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