What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Randomize
