I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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