They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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