ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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