All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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