MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
