Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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