You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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