He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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