Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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