He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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