she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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