no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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