How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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