Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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