So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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