Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I'm at about main and main street
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
i think im in europe. pls send help
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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