dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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