Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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