apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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