did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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