He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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