So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I'm always down for nudity.
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