She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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