you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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