she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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