at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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