we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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