Sry I called you an 8
lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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