I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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