dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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