accomplished twins. life is a go
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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