I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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