Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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