It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Just cropdusted the office
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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