Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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