we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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