Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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