i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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