it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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