How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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