# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Even the bartender felt bad for me
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
my liver is dry heaving
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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