if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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