the condom got lost in my hair
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
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