And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
How naked do you want me to be?
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